“Even Teb will stop arguing with me long enough to admit that I can tell a whopper to beat all whoppers.”

“Mr. Greenspan's whopper must be followed by a whopper of a slump.”

“Sometimes I'll make furtive pilgrimages to the Carnegie Deli to dine on that whopper classic, the hot pastrami on rye.”

“He flew out from behind that door and gave me a whop to the head. For a long time, that put a stop to my dreaming out loud about becoming an actor.”

“As far as he heard, I was to blame in what I had said, and so he should advise me to take the whopping.”

“At least this taught me to hate violence which to me translated into thick ears or sound whoppings on the behind.”

“And I'm not just referring to his series of ridiculous, ad-lib whoppers to the grand jury.”

“Four years ago, I started the Lie Emporium, a website dedicated to lies, whoppers, porkies, politicians and just plain old cheap gags.”

“Indeed, some of them were whoppers like claiming areas had been clear-felled when they hadn't and putting misleading captions on photographs.”