“The kaiser ruled over his vast empire with an iron fist, enforcing his dominance over the people and the land.”

“He was given just two weeks to wind up his affairs in Washington, and on 5 January 1903 the kaiser canceled his credentials.”

“A thick half-pound, grilled to a perfect medium, it oozes juice, staining the semi-fresh kaiser until it's ketchup red.”

“The German princely family of Hohenzollern deposed him from the kaisership.”

“He would move no step toward the kaisership until German unity was in near and clear sight.”

“A man honestly doing his very best with his poor kaisership, and dying of chagrin by it.”

“The idea of absolute state sovereignty is relatively new, and it derives from agreements among kings, emperors, kaisers, and czars for their mutual benefit.”

“The Kaisers were also tired of being conditioned to accept everyone else's values, and when their pursuit of fame turned on them and failed them, they were sick of that too.”

“It was clear though that everyone was waiting to see the Kaisers and to sing along with the tracks from Employment and Yours Truly.”