“Any brainless idiot can break something and any halfwit with a box of matches can start a fire.”

“Not only are you the idiot of the month, you're the braindead cretin of the month and the muddleheaded halfwit of the month as well.”

“The part of her halfwit son is rumoured to have been offered to Radio 1 hip-hop DJ Tim Westwood.”

“And the next thing you know, you've got ignorant halfwits claiming that the ACLU is suing stores to stop them from saying Merry Christmas.”

“For all the halfwits calling for these people to be fired, do they know how to lay track or fix a subway car?”

“I always thought that the majority of people posting on Metafilter were halfwits only too eager to jump on a bandwagon.”