“They say that when you are visited by an extraterrestrial, the extraterrestrial then puts a spell on you such that you cannot remember the encounter.”

“He explained about how both the Atlanteans and the extraterrestrials were involved in ancient Celtic Ireland.”

“It involves alien abductions, extraterrestrials with very loud voices, and a lot of silly Feds running around looking conspiratorial.”

“Aviate and accelerate your Spacecraft the way extraterrestrials know best, trying at all times to stay horizontally correct!”