“So, for the sake of this venerable pageant, let's hope the hopefuls display gratitude and pulchritude, rather than crassitude and attitude.”

“It definitely has nothing to do with gays marrying and absolutely everything to do with the preponderance of rampant crassitude.”

“What then is this crassitude of the water, with which it resisteth Division?”

“You can expect the same vulgarity and crassness you have come to love from these fine upstanding pillars of society.”

“For instance, on one occasion Stella's crassness offends the child deeply, but Laurel forgives her and tenderly brushes her hair.”

“You probably despise them for being blinded by their own material crassness and their ignorance of the world.”