“I was rather lazy in those days and needed a good, figurative, kick up the behind.”

“Times have changed, so when we leave our desk at the end of the day we should be getting our big, lazy behinds down to our local sports centres.”

“Administrative professionals, if they're any good, save their bosses' behinds every day.”

“In an amazing hour of football stretching over the first, second and third quarters the two teams combined to kick 16 straight behinds.”