“My friend swears by her turkey baster for making some of the most scrumptious roast potatoes I have ever eaten.”

“Ensure a moist and succulent roast with this baster, complete with injector needle for infusing flavor right into the meat.”

“You can also drill several holes in the trunk, near the root ball, and inject stump killer into the holes with a baster.”

“Use repeated bastings to prevent the chicken from drying out.”

“The only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he had borrowed one of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters.”

“Other products on display include Orka Pod Hooks, the Orka Wall Scale, new aprons, roll-up baking sheets, and silicone basters and chopsticks.”

“Could Mary and Caitlin and their turkey basters pose a greater challenge to America than the world's dwindling supply of fossil fuel?”