I drink in moderation, not nearly as much as winos and hobos. |
People assume this because winos appear drunk quite a lot of the time, tend to favor the higher-proof beers and wines, and are willing to drink mouthwash and aftershave. |
Real winos roll in and, out of shot, 12-year-old boys poke their head in front of the camera and Islingtonites ignore stewards asking them to keep left. |
When I was an undergraduate I spent my weekends fending off aggressive winos as I worked behind the counter in an edge-of-Oxford corner shop. |
They'll share all this, like winos sharing a bottle of Ripple, without having to get your consent. |
Who was it who complained about the winos on the Boulevard and said they were not good for the image of the Cathedral? |