| The splay-footed Frenchman must be the fastest waddler in history. |
| The Waddler formed a lethal front partnership with Keegan and Peter Beardsley, as a goals tally of 18, 27 and 20 respectively confirmed. |
| There's no use darting over to the opposite side of the aisle because some other waddler is lumbering along from the opposite direction. |
| But sadly, the signs point to Ronaldinho being more lethargic waddler than lethal weapon, and Milan being left behind in Serie A again. |
| Should a paunchy waddler of this sort wreck at once his pride and his car? |
| Instead, I turned into a bloated, rotting and fetid waddler with an even more Dickensian paunch. |
