| A special thank you is due to Finbarr Keohan and the staff of Abbeyside School for the use of their staffroom for the week. |
| You know that the teachers go straight to the staffroom with the latest relationships. |
| Someone has left a copy of the Daily Mail out in the staffroom, and I couldn't help but notice this front page headline. |
| How can they check people when they are sitting in the staffroom chatting or doing paperwork? |
| Which led to the following conversation with Brendan the staffroom ironist. |
| If anyone asks where I'm going I'll say I have to pick up an assignment from the English staffroom, which is right next to the detention room. |
