Even if they are not the difference between being a shlub off the street and an elite athlete. |
It looks absolutely authentic, and the poor shlub will think your email address is invalid. |
He's just a regular shlub bobbing along on the surface of life. |
Seems like Lady Luck is finally smiling on the unattractive shlub. |
He doesn't appear to be enjoying it as much as, well, a middle-age shlub ought to be. |