I rushed down in my trackie bottoms to be greeted by a smile from our postie and a nice bulging package hot from the States. |
No Christmas box for Keane's postie then, but he probably leaves the letters outside the gate. |
I got a CD in the mail, but the postie just shoved the package halfway into the postbox slot and cracked half the CD cover. |
Every postie is expected to keep an ongoing record the number of packets he is carrying over a two-week period. |
Anyway, if pet owners don't want to train their dogs out of annoying habits like chasing the postie, they should get a goldfish. |
It has caused fury among Kellington's 850 residents, who will present a petition to Royal Mail to try to get their favourite postie reinstated. |