| The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
| We dressed in our jammies because mom and dad knew we would fall asleep at some point. |
| Every year my dad makes jambalaya, a mix of rice, chicken, spices, red and green peppers, ham, and sausage. |
| He is likewise wasted as a curly-haired dad whose sole job seems to be hugging his daughter. |
| And I've never gone out to dinner with my dad when he hasn't gotten into an in-depth conversation with the waitperson. |
| My dad has this wax stuff you can put on normal shoes to make them waterproof. |
