The same children who yesterday were in anoraks and mittens now play football in shorts, football jerseys tied around their waists. |
Beards belong in trad jazz bands, real ale pubs and anywhere with anoraks. |
Before Olympic anoraks start writing letters, we know the 1906 Intercalated games don't count as an official Olympiad. |
We go around in anoraks and bicycle clips while they swish through in large cars. |
Naming a British team has been a parlour game for years among the sort of football supporters who only part with their anoraks at bath time. |
Never mind the content of their remarks, even fellow Conservatives saw them as saddos in extra-thick anoraks. |