| Fairhurst and hirst wore clown costumes, got drunk, and ruined their outfits while making spin paintings. |
| Alan Fairhurst, prosecuting, said trading standards officers carried out authenticity tests on drinks purchased in the pub. |
| Fairhurst Ward Abbotts in Dartford have the Royal warrant for decorating and building in Royal palaces, and other stately homes. |
| Ian Fairhurst was a happier chappie this week as City have won two consecutive games throwing them a lifeline in the fight against relegation. |
