“Metaphrog have produced three books about the most adorable character, Louis, each of which I have abandoned weepily a third of the way through.”

“I am blessed with a son who is a pleasure to know and who has not exposed me to the teenage horrors of which I was warned and who I can weepily confess to loving deeply.”

“Other Americans may grow weepily patriotic at the national anthem, or baseball, or the Fourth of July for me it's streets like this.”