“Instead, they spend fifteen hours of your time lumping around, unfunnily trying to rip off 30 grand.”

“Neither unfunnily comic nor unconvincingly tragic, it somehow conveys the idea that she's had a laugh writing it, and a big belly laugh at that.”

“As for the movie itself, the plot has something to do with a family outing to Lake Winnetka, where the families meet and unfunnily compete at everything possible.”