“Needless to say, the unhappy story of Rock Hudson's private life is smirkingly absorbed into the movie's tacky fabric with excruciating wink-wink jokes.”

“Take it from me, smirkingly obese is worse than morbidly obese.”

“As the wannabe palatine of a giant postbellum plantation, America's King George II is unable to empathize with the working class he so smirkingly seeks to feudalize.”