“Bartoli is a sportsperson: nothing in this job spec requires beautiful eyes or an ability to look shaggable in a bikini.”
“The vital thing is that these things daubed and slathered together will transform me – hopefully – into an ethereal, ever-young, decidedly shaggable creature.”
“But I will of course withdraw that remark if they can produce a fourth nipple or a properly shaggable concubine with a sledgehammer single entendre name.”
