| Who wants dinner and roses in some classy joint when you can be clasping the sweaty hand of some twonk who thinks h's Antonio Banderas? |
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| I brought the back end in to pick up Graham, praying I didn't meet the same fate and look a complete twonk. |
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| I was no longer that twonk shouting my business to all and sundry from the corner of a bar or cafe. |
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| Oh dear, why is Nicky Campbell on Five Live's breakfast such a twonk? |
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| Can't believe in nothing unless some boiled-egg munching twonk in a white coat says it's ticked off on his clipboard. |
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| But I think that there is one thing we can all agree on here: Piers Morgan is a twonk. |
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| And the fact that when he hits her the sound effect actually goes twonk. |
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| What in the name of St Rada is he doing in a movie directed by the same twonk who made Swept Away? |
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| Peer out from behind the regatta bunting and stop being such a twonk. |
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| Mike, the book of condolence was stolen in Birmingham you clueless twonk. |
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| And don't get me started on the value of good editors, copy-editors and proof-readers, and how many times they have saved me from looking like a twonk. |
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