| They have warned that anyone caught letting their dog poo in the grounds of Holy Trinity Primary School will be prosecuted. |
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| I'm going to get in the poo for some comments I made about my previous career. |
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| Nick called about this one time he got in the poo with his ex for throwing away used tin foil. |
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| Not everyone who drops you in the poo is necessarily your enemy and not everyone who gets you out of the poo is necessarily your friend. |
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| There are a range of poo jokes we are going to avoid for the sake of decency. |
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| A dead man who croaked while he was doing a big poo has made more money in a year than you will ever see in your life. |
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| Needing a poo in the morning when you're getting ready for work, can really throw out your schedule. |
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| I can't help laughing at a pimp who is swearing by the curb, wiping dog poo off his pointed boot into the gutter. |
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| But the more we wander around this village, the thicker the layer of dog poo on our shoes! |
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| Matt is not the bespectacled nerd who taps out columns about dog poo in parks at his typewriter in the evenings. |
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| A lot of people just take horse poo out of the stables from the bedding and pile it up as manure heaps. |
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| You wouldn't believe cable operators are in the poo this side of the Atlantic. |
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| The ONLY time he gets a piece of chocolate is when he does a poo in the potty. |
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| It hasn't helped either asking dog owners to carry a plastic bag to pick up any poo their tyke drops. |
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| He emerged the overall winner and looked forward to having a poo when he got home. |
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| Yesterday, my friend, Nicola, went for a poo quicker than most people could go for a wee. |
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| Probably by breaking off from a frame to do a quick poo in the corner of the auditorium. |
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| Call me a prude, but I just didn't like doing a poo in front of naked ladies. |
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| I eventually managed to have a poo in peace and the relief was instant. |
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| There is a roach named coco living in a stool, coco's daily life is facing innumerous poo falling from sky. |
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| And all I've really done is sit at home and type out a series of badly observed almost-gags like a puerile 10-year-old with a poo fixation. |
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| A mountain of sour half-digested bird poo consisting of half-digested flying fish landed on my back, courtesy of a passing frigate bird. |
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| Simcox only knew they were there by the frass – black pellets of caterpillar poo – that falls from the thyme. |
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| She uses the dried out manure that is left after the poo has decomposed as fertiliser on her vegetable garden. |
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| Lou Lou did a poo on Amee's bed and Amee yelled at Rene like she yells at Joe, like she yelled at me once recently, it is really rather upsetting when Amee gets mad. |
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| I've been in a horrible mood all day, today, but I went for a poo earlier. |
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| Pippin pooed in the sand which meant one less poo on my bedroom floor. |
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| Then poo and other leaders began organizing them and won basic protections in many states. |
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| In just about every house I've lived in, I've had to deal with dog poo through the letterbox, or someone weeing up against the door, or flour on the doormat, at least once. |
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| Except I saw a woman picking up some dog poo with her hand in a plastic bag today, and I thought that it'd still be warm and all, and I nearly gipped! |
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| My throat was so sore from gasping for breath that my laughs at animals humping people, people injuring themselves and children stepping in dog poo came out like coughs. |
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| Steps are being taken worldwide to reduce emissions but since we humans are likely to carry on defecating for many years to come, human poo could be considered the ultimate source of renewable energy. |
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| Gum and bird poo show up on several works in the show, along with paintings consisting of crushed flowers on linen, and a seascape whose title gives the exhibition its name. |
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| The bespattered monarch turns to six-year-old Sir Scallywag for rescue and the young hero is finally successful, but not before a lot of dragon poo has hit rather more than a fan. |
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| Acid rain is a popular term referring to the deposition of wet poo and cats. |
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| You got nasty choices like would you rather run thorough stinging nettles for 50 quid or roll in pig poo for a 100 quid? |
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| Apparently men go round Paris with freezer packs on their backs which they use to freeze the poo and then vacuum it up. |
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| Trying to walk around the lake with my grandchildren was a health hazard with the bird mess, but dog poo made it worse. |
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| When I take him to the park he finds another dog's poo and before you can get to him he eats it then foams at the mouth. |
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| And if constructing fake poo for an Aztec or a Viking doesn't appeal, then pupils can have a go at mummifying an orange, making a Viking braid, or even making a tussy mussy or medieval nosegay to ward off illness and disease. |
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| But this stream of vomit and poo gags is delivered with such witlessness that they start to resemble a form of torture. |
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| Theresa from Peterhead is obsessed by the vast quantities of dog poo dotted about the Blue Toon and has taken to decorating the offending turds with strawberries and cream. |
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| Several cars have been damaged and dog poo posted through residents' letter boxes with police investigating claims about the gated village for more than a year. |
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| Walking down Haymans Green was like walking through a doggy poo minefield. |
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| That's the job of Darren Clark, Sheffield's professional poo picker-upper. |
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| While most of the people praying at the Sam Poo Thay Jien altar are ethnic Chinese, most of the people at the Anchor Temple are Javanese. |
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| The Sam Poo Kong temple in Semarang was built to commemorate Zheng He's voyage to Java. |
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