His birthday is Sept 21 and though pomade is a pretty lame gift, I'm sick to death of him complaining about Brillcreem. |
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I thought this was so lame because if, first of all, if the groom had done this, we would be crucifying him. |
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Sometimes, I wanted to crush him into little particles and then blow him off into the wind and never hear him and his lame jokes ever again. |
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Please find the spirit that set the spark that lit the fuse and brought the news of joy untold of young and old, lame and bold. |
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The music is just as loud as in the previous films, and the gags and one-liners are more often lame than funny. |
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But alarm bells began ringing in January last year when Dolly become lame in one leg and was found to have arthritis. |
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Instead of spending money on replenishing the dilapidated library, the university is investing in lame television advertisements. |
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In other words, having your period is a totally lame excuse for skipping track practice. |
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They groveled to the females before every song and it was just a lame rock performance. |
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Byron, lame with a club foot, adored swimming, although he always wore trousers to conceal his disfigurement. |
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I expected to feel euphoric after finally fulfilling my lame ambition, but instead I was unsettled. |
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People who will not give a doit to relieve a lame beggar, will lay out ten to see a show. |
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The four-year-old son of Scenic appeared perceptibly lame in his right hind leg during the broadcast. |
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Though born lame in one leg, and displaying a streak of romanticism, Agesilaus was typically Spartan in his qualities and limitations. |
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Later it was revealed that the horse was lame and he will now miss the remainder of the 2002-03 season, including his chance at Cheltenham glory. |
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Miss Potential, who suffered a broken cannon bone last year, crossed the line last, and was found to be lame in the left foreleg. |
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These guys will fall silent, then we'll be bombarded with a slew of alibis and lame excuses for their failure. |
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Again, people say they are lame or opportunistic for aggrandizing themselves by trying to rally a world-wide coalition in opposition to us. |
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A lame script and horrible comic acting from lead Brendan Fraser speak louder than all of Selick's whiz-bang animations. |
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This too me seems to be a lame excuse and the article an attempt to whitewash the failings of the Congress government. |
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Its problems run a lot deeper than a weak, unoriginal plot or lame actors, however. |
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But even from the vague hints he throws out, I think we may rest assured it will not be the last quack of a lame duck. |
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He was pretty lame early on when he tried to establish his personal likeability. |
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But it's so lame it's funny, and the music is pretty cool, I will go out on a limb here and say this is a good power pop song. |
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However, rather than giving some lame excuse for his non-participation, he's decided to lay it on the line. |
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When the prized Lipizzaner horse went lame with arthritis, vets were baffled. |
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Just let's have no more of these lame excuses that it's all someone else's fault. |
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The Department of Homeland Security, most observers agree, has been a lame duck, a victim of the rush of resources to Iraq. |
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If a pun related to the animal can be tacked on it must be, no matter how lame the joke is. |
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The input from his guests was minimal because he spent most of the time reading a rather lame script from an autocue. |
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Now, I am certain that priestly charism transubstantiates my lame lay prose into inspired revelation, but do not my efforts smack of presumption! |
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Sam can't even muster the chutzpah to blast back at a heckler with the bile we know he can spit, instead muttering some lame babble. |
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It was ever a lame duck, and throwing money at it to save votes and curry favour with trade unions was never going to work. |
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He back-pedalled at deep mid-on in an attempt to take a catch but pulled up lame instead. |
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Yet, without strong and committed patrons, there is a real danger that he could become an ineffectual lame duck quite soon. |
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Neither my wife nor I are into self-deprecation or make any lame attempts to be self-effacing. |
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Instead we seem inescapably on course to end up with a lame duck park, with a mangled boundary and pitifully truncated planning powers. |
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Making up lame excuses for herself is just making her look like an even bigger joke than she already is. |
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Now the congressmen are embarrassed and are coming up with all kinds of lame excuses to explain why they were there. |
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However he realised that it just would not be that easy, for he himself had a lame leg and could only move slowly. |
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I thought they would hardly do that, but anyway, we had to go back to the lame architect party with our tails between our legs! |
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The three of us all laughed at my rather lame joke, then my mother continued conversation. |
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The comedy aspect is a little lame, with too many one-liners, and the movie is hopelessly trapped in the '80s in almost every way. |
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Confronted yesterday with the Senate report, Wilson could only offer a non sequitur and a lame denial. |
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Ridiculously catchy, this'll remind you how fun pop can be without being totally lame. |
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At its best, The Ring is just another lame and boring attempt at making a scary movie. |
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Ordinarily lame and mundane places like rotary clubs transform into shanties of shock and mazes of monstrosity. |
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I raised my eyebrow at the sound of the program, it sounded incredibly lame. |
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But the lame explanation the Kerry spokespeople have come up with is hilarious. |
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She is one of those special people who can see beyond the physical, taking the halt and the lame into her heart. |
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She cites his frequent absence on film shoots as a reason for the split-up, but I find that a completely lame excuse. |
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I was on edge, waiting for the sound of that lame foot being dragged on the floor. |
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Unfortunately, the wedding is only a flimsily constructed excuse for Stifler to stumble from one lame sight gag to the next. |
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His embarrassingly manufactured cameo only adds to the lame silliness of the scene. |
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In his lame explanation he said he didn't remember the plot of the 1970s flick. |
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What is notable about this movie, however, isn't the plot, or lack thereof, which would just make it another lame skin flick. |
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I have no undying love to confess, just a lame apology that I shouldn't even have to make. |
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Awful because it's such a lame and unoriginal hack job full of tired ideas dressed up with pretty lighting. |
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If you didn't keep making smart-arsed lame comments and unsubstantiated allegations, no-one would bother you, or even acknowledge your existence. |
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This amounts to five hundred pages of self-obsessed navel-gazing, interspersed with intense bouts of self-loathing and lame jokes. |
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Her head bowed and eyes cast down, she made a poor figure upon the pedestal, and most people did not look twice after seeing her lame foot. |
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More than 60 people came for faith healing, including a blind boy, a boy with a lame leg, an old woman with a headache and a man with piles. |
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What was needed was a more spiritual sort of religion that offered no such crutches to lame practice. |
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And for the more nervous or very lame canines, buoyancy aids are available along with a guide pole and adjustable collar. |
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Another of the BBC's lame excuses for going ahead with the episode is that it will not be screened until the autumn. |
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On the way to Vegas, we get a fair amount of lame character development, unconvincing drama, and sporadic comedy that's low on the laugh meter. |
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But M.G. Anand conquered the illness, as he overcame a lame leg when he was just two years old. |
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Those who would mistake the storm for a lame gimmick or a half-baked attempt at breaching the fourth wall are missing the point. |
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It's hard now to see the lame special effects and hammy acting of Star Trek without giggling to myself. |
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Whether he makes a lame attempt for a steal or a weak effort at a double-team hap, the result is usually an easy basket for an opponent. |
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For the council to say they are waiting for the outcome of pending developments in and around the town is a lame excuse. |
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The lame argument for using this datum is that some of the paper maps were based on it. |
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My friend looked and walked like an exceedingly tall, lame ostrich with his legs hopelessly entangled in brightly colored cloth. |
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The passage assumes that the blind will, in fact, want their sight back and the deaf to hear again, the lame to walk properly and dumb to speak. |
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Words that fall easy to the lame pen turn me off pretty fast and those who bring perfect words back from long head-trips give me chills. |
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I'm stranded on top of a building with an annoying little boy and a lame celly and I'm bored! |
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Once known as the Bulldozer, he increasingly looks like a lame duck instead. |
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Slightly lame in his right leg after suffering from polio, Bruce said the idea really appealed to him. |
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She moaned some lame excuse to whoever she was talking with and walked with shaken pace towards the quiet parts of the flat. |
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Made of a colorful lame fabric the crown is wrapped with brown velvet and adorned at the side with brown ostrich feather panache. |
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Wouldn't this make him a set-up for an oily huckster who sold lame horses with a false hump? |
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The blind could see, the lame could walk, lepers were cleansed, the deaf could hear, the dead had been raised, and the poor had good news. |
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Because he healed their lame and cleansed their lepers and brought light to their blind and raised their dead, that is why he died. |
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He attempted to explain their pathetically lame joke between gasps of laughter. |
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Heyman hypes Jones as being mad at Undertaker for lame advice and says that Morgan was his number one Smackdown draft pick. |
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No, I think the analysis of this is kind of a little bit of a payback for the exaggerated notion of a lame duck. |
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The thing that made me feel lame was that I had been insufficiently clueful or sophisticated to catch on. |
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The horse became lame again and surgery was performed to sever the tendons in both front legs to relieve pressure on his coffin bones. |
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The story comes across as a lampoon of Hollywood, a sort of lame echo of Robert Altman's The Player. |
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She stared at the back of the cabbie's head, at the lame comb-over attempt to hide a textbook case of male pattern baldness. |
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Forget about cheesy come-ons from lame lotharios in smoke-filled bars or awkward blind date set-ups. |
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Domestic dogs that roam free have been known to revert to their primal instincts and to attack and kill lame deer and fawns. |
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The following passage is not a lame excuse but an attempt to explain the situation and engage in a dialogue with you. |
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And on it goes, each lame joke greeted with feeble, self-regarding applause and laughter that comes like a slow belch. |
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I was once graded down on a high school creative writing assignment for utilizing the same lame plot twist. |
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A big part of it has to do with lame plot contrivances that slow the movie down rather than speeding it up. |
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Are his lame slapstick antics intended to send us into convulsions of laughter? |
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The five of us watched them prance around to rather lame and aging dance material before we all wandered off in search of something more stimulating. |
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A President Kerry will make the lame walk and the blind see! |
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The Hollywood rumour mill has been active with stories of post-production strife, while accounts of the film's lame ending have surfaced on the Internet. |
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Mencken believed that the human race would accomplish greater things if the halt and lame were left to themselves and the bright and swift took the bit between their teeth. |
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This guy defended his actions with these extremely lame statements that show how clueless he really is to how cruel and barbaric his actions were. |
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When he bragged about this, Jupiter made him lame with a thunderbolt. |
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One of the most persistent myths in American politics is the media-fueled concept of the lame duck. |
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He's a lame duck who looks very vulnerable and won't even be able to exact much retribution if he manages to win. |
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The president has a narrow window to turn his presidency around before people conclude he is a lame duck and no longer relevant. |
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This is an inexplicable case of lame and latter-day rather than rapid response. |
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Admittedly the horse is blind, half lame and being whipped by a lying two-faced jockey, but even dead on its feet it still looks like a safer bet than the alternative nags. |
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Sudanese model Alek Wek drew a wave of applause in a sweeping pink lame opera coat with fur collar, thrown over a silver sheath dress with giant embroidered palm leaves. |
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But after a point, blogging without writing gets to be like the electronic equivalent of street miming, and we all know how lame and annoying street mimes can get. |
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And I had the chance to finish off the match when I was leading 17-14 and my opponent hit a lame return, only for me to smack the shuttlecock into the net. |
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The mother notes Raskolnikov's stubborn nature, mentioning the story of Raskolnikov's insistence on marrying his landlady's uncomely and lame daughter, despite her objections. |
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It felt like I was watching a lame reappropriation of the paradise scenes in punch-drunk Love. |
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He emerged as the great hope in 2001, then spent the next 12 months standing still, and his career is littered with careless errors and lame excuses. |
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Never again would she see her mom's sparkling blue eyes when Lillie told her one of her lame jokes, or smell the sweet fragranced perfume her mother always wore. |
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The other night they were playing back to back episodes PBS-style without the phone banks and annoying pledge drives and lame mid-show entertainment varieties. |
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After last week perhaps he could add that Scotland is a country whose leadership is morally lame and, therefore, indefensibly bad value for taxpayers' money. |
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With members of Congress itching to gavel their lame duck session to a close, the biggest hurdle remains a catch-all spending bill that's now weeks overdue. |
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Visiting an orphanage where she loved to spend time with the children, she got talking with a lame girl after setting them an exercise in dictation. |
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Why must I be subjected to teams of lackwits telling lousy jokes, quipping lame quips, discussing current events with all the wit and wisdom of the village idiot? |
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Except that when that happens, I conveniently find some bogus excuse or lame technicality to avoid paying your damages or to weasel my way into only paying part of them. |
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The field is so weak it would make a lame old plowhorse look like secretariat. |
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But with this pope still up and about, and a lame duck at that, the old sense of decorum may not apply. |
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The horror genre had run its course during the '80s, mostly because filmmakers were so quick to cash in on the popularity by releasing inferior sequels and lame knock-offs. |
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Anyway, lame puns aside, the cast of Hollyoaks have worked a miracle. |
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There were also some lame sheep and others suffering from diarrhoea. |
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One time, not too long ago, I saw a line of lame dancers unable to participate in class, sitting on the sidelines, questioning when they would return to dance. |
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She told the court that she was appalled and sickened by the poor condition of some of the sheep and cattle and said that between 15 and 20 per cent of the animals were lame. |
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Pat Behan, a Castledermot mechanic, who could make the lame walk, the dumb speak and the deaf hear when it came to cars, was asked to perform a major miracle. |
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My daughter was meant to be out today but her horse went lame. |
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That evening at a dinner in honor of his homecoming, Jervas narrates the tale of his life, beginning with his being rendered lame by breaking his leg while intoxicated. |
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All her dedication had paid off, his lame rear leg was completely healed. |
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She ducked behind a bush, and knelt, weary of walking on her lame foot. |
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You know that joke about the dog with a lame leg that walks into a bar? |
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Through the half-open door, she heard the unmistakable tread of Justus the steward, dragging one lame foot on the stone path through the kitchen garden. |
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His foot was seemingly lame, eyes hollow, face drooping with age. |
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The well was located near the center of their village and the healer's house wasn't too far away, but walking back with extra weight on a lame foot was not her idea of fun. |
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But now, she's all full of lame excuses, especially for Renee. |
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Why can't they be open and honest, instead of giving lame excuses? |
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Bella thought this was a completely lame excuse to avoid her. |
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The lame excuse offered was that the meeting would get out of hand. |
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He turned up at 3pm, with a lame excuse about having had a puncture. |
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Better roads in cities that receive heavier rains are testimony to the fact that blaming the rains is a lame excuse for poor quality of public works. |
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Punters like me are uneasy when we witness things such as hot favourites finishing down the field with only lame explanations offered by trainers and jockeys. |
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Is it just me or was that Treehouse of Horror special incredibly lame? |
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Sometimes its good stuff, mostly its really lame corny jokes. |
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But the hair flicking and lame jokes that delight the boys at the Actuary of the Year dinner are gauche and slightly cringeworthy on the stage of a 1,915-seat theatre. |
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They rocked the world with Fantasia and Snow White and Lady and the Tramp, but Mulan and the Lion King and Beauty and the Beast were rather lame as far as I've heard. |
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As a rule, I've noticed the skateboarders here tend to be lame. |
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Music's still good, drinks are still expensive, crowd's a little lame. |
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He asked, then mentally kicked himself for sounding so lame. |
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Was Edward haphazard, scattered, and more than a little lame? |
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One source close to RBOS told this newspaper the bank was not interested in buying a lame duck bank to further its ambitious strategy in the Irish market. |
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He would be a lame duck and he does not need that sort of hassle. |
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The phrase lame duck was being bandied about to describe the manager, though since he had banned all contact with the press, never in his earshot. |
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The competition has always carried a lame duck but ingloriousness did not permanently attach because it was shared. |
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Honest Abe offered patronage appointments that guaranteed that lame duck politicians could live out their days in secure federal jobs. |
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So I showed up sort of unprepared, and I felt like I was the lame one. |
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Her health declined, perhaps through porphyria or lack of exercise, and by the 1580s, she had severe rheumatism in her limbs, rendering her lame. |
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Things changed when I was 11, a lame tiger who owned a stationery shop gave me the keys to his stock room. |
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He used cloque lame in champagne and bronze, organza taffeta with classic piping and various other fine fabrics. |
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She would feel ridiculous slinking around in clinging lame dresses and teeteringly high heels, playing the seductress. |
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If he is lame in both feet the gait is stilty, the shoulders seem stiff, and, if made to work, he sweats profusely from intense pain. |
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He starts with Maya, a beautiful Russian Blue cat who has suffered a shattered jaw, and a Labrador cross called Spud, who has a lame back leg. |
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She was constantly out sick, lazy, or lame and also she was always running hot and not maintaining or operating her bus on time. |
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Like other figures associated with demons in Catalan myth, he is lame in one leg. |
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Anne was plagued by ill health throughout her life, and she grew increasingly lame and obese from her thirties. |
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He survived a childhood bout of polio in 1773 that left him lame, a condition that was to have a significant effect on his life and writing. |
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The lame duck at the top of the state government is having a pretty good run. |
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The current session of Congress appears to be proving that lame ducks are the only politicians who can get anything done. |
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Besides, how does it make Congress more accountable to declare a large percentage of them lame ducks who will never run again? |
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Ever since the June 5 election, City Hall has been little more than a holding pen for lame ducks. |
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Because of the president's lame duck status, the presidency was often hampered by congressional actions. |
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The producers do their best to edit bland events into comic minibites, but those mostly look lame and forced. |
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Two days after the purchase while trotting the horse on Southport beach, McCain noticed that Red Rum appeared lame. |
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Suddenly he had levered himself up from the sofa, rocking the lame man violently, and was walking towards the receptionist. |
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I told him not to bring me flowers, so he brought a bunch of carrots instead. It was lame but it made me smile. |
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Hephaestus, the Greek god of blacksmiths, and Wayland the Smith, a nefarious blacksmith from Germanic mythology, are both described as lame. |
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There's no foulup so lame that keepers of the flame like Andrew Bacevich, the modern Alibi Ike, can't excuse, spin and downplay. |
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Rheumatism in her legs had rendered her lame, and her eyesight was clouded by cataracts. |
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Rumour has it that you once posting something interesting that was pikeyed straight from scrotexes lame troll book. |
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We're not talking about a lame chick and a gnarly guy. We're talking about a couple of far-out dudes. |
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Instead of the classic soul sound of his album The Ladykiller, Green went in a more rock-based direction with an all-female backing band clad in silver lame catsuits no less. |
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An attempt, a rather lame one, however, has been made to prove that golf was known to the Romans, or at least that a game called Paganica resembled it. |
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But one of the superwonderful things about Brian is that, even after the band's Hot Space Waterloo, he does his best to pump up the lame drum machine songs. |
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Found to be lame as Meade prepared him for Newcastle last month, Harchibald has raced only once this season, disappointing behind Scarthy Lad at Tipperary in October. |
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Farmers reported that when the cattle ate primarily the fescue called Kentucky 31, they went lame more often than usual, and their tails sometimes sloughed off. |
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But instead of the regulation wellies and cut-offs, she's kept her favourite 50s Raybans but accessorised them with what appears to be a gold lame bedpan on her head. |
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It might seem a bit geeky, potentially anoraky and sort of lame. |
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The heart sinks at the lame joke of featuring a Reliant Robin on the cover, but the ears and funnybone are then delighted with the music lying within. |
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The chief function of Headey, Cersei in Game of Thrones, is to provide a voiceover while Santoro gazes, impotently, in his finest gold lame posing pouch and bondage bling. |
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Painting is invoked by Beecroft and her apologists to gussy up what is really lame performance, which succeeds because it's one night only, so most people never see it. |
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That would normally bode well for Senate passage, except the lame duck session will have some much more contentious, much bigger issues taking up its very limited time. |
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They have branded Mr Hunt a lame duck and Mr Cameron is widely expected to ditch his Culture Secretary in a reshuffle after Mr Hunt has overseen the Olympic Games. |
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One thing I hope people have seen in this lame duck is, I am persistent. |
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Born Sea, a half-brother to the brilliant Sea The Stars, finished lame when beaten by Nephrite in a Group Three at Leopardstown on his second start. |
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I hope these questions don't sound completely knuckleheadish and lame. |
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The authors conclude that lame birds are able to select feeds with analgesics, thereby indicating that they are in pain and that they will actively seek relief from this pain. |
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Lame gags, boring characterization, and a plodding story makes for a very long 97 minutes. |
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Lame Deer, for example, made clear that adopting the role of the berdache among the Teton Dakota was not always an exercise in free choice. |
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Lame from birth, he spent his life attempting to become a man of action. |
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Among the findings, small businesses overwhelmingly support enactment of tax extenders during the Lame Duck. |
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Many of the Lame Ducks have never skated prior to their postings to Ottawa, but mastering basic hockey skills is some thing these warriors take very seriously. |
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Independent record labels such as Not Lame Recordings, Parasol, Kool Kat Musik and Jam Recordings specialized in the genre. |
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With the extra skater and a vulnerable empty net, the Lame Ducks played an inspired final 120 seconds against a visibly weary General Officers and Flag Officers squad. |
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