As soon as I feel a bit less wobbly, I'm going to take my digital camera and head into the city for a day of celebratory farting around. |
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How am I supposed to waste time farting around when people keep killing each other. |
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Start to watch one of those programmes where non-celebrities, normal people, fall over, get wet or film their children farting in the bath. |
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Basically, they spend their days farting, chewing grass and staring at passing cars with expressions of vague bewilderment. |
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That goes for the fat guy next to me who is taking up three seats and won't stop farting. |
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But, then, he can't do it without farting too, so we'll not talk about him. |
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Everyone was farting and if someone had lit a match in our carriage it would have blown sky high. |
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I know it's like farting in church but it's still worth saying out loud that the postal workers have won a tremendous victory. |
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Then at the restaurant one has to mind one's manners, no slurping, grunting, farting or burping. |
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I've been informed that one of the major contributors to the greenhouse effect is the methane produced from cows farting. |
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You're the one who wanted to go out and said they were ready and now you're farting about with makeup when it's dark outside anyway! |
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Sorry, I've been farting around with JavaScript for hours and I'm not in the mood to post more. |
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Most of these were taken when I was farting around with the camera in the bus, taking photos out the window. |
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Instead, we have had the usual farting around, and now here we are with 1,000 people staring into the abyss. |
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I don't think giving it a holiday means farting around with HTML on my template. |
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I stayed up way too late just farting around on my computer, had some really weird dreams this morning, and now here I am. |
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My publishers are farting around at the moment but they will bring it out in a kind of lavishly tooled arty-farty volume. |
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Sitting anonymously in the crowd, he gets up, takes out a red balloon, blows it up, then lets the air out in sporadic farting sounds. |
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I really, at this point, want to stop talking about farting. |
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Methane from belching cows makes an easy target, just as farting cows were good for a laugh. |
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Imagine Detroit's elation to find farting cows posted in the environmental docket with Lincolns and 5-liter Mustangs! |
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They'll lose control of their senses and start screaming and crying and looting and farting. |
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Talking about adaptation was for many years like farting at the dinner table, says an academic who has worked on adaptation over the past decade. |
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In one, they had people tell stories about embarrassing moments, which include lots of anecdotes about tripping or farting in public. |
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The nose art represents a farting sparrow and was present on all aircraft belonging to Kommando Sperling. |
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I have lost count of the lunching conversations I've missed because of wailing sirens, farting trucks and the dulcet thrub of pneumatic drill tucking into tarmac. |
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Every now and again they realize that they're not so different after all and there is a moment of pathos, broken by Ian Save farting, burping or doing something else crude. |
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The sun has been shining, my neighbour has been in his garden farting and Poppy, my most excellent beagle has been digging up the vegetable patch. |
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An uneven potpourri of singing and farting soon joined them. |
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That's worse than farting in an elevator and blaming the blind kid. |
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Apparently, I was farting in my sleep this morning and it woke you up. |
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Research showing that herrings apparently communicate by farting. |
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Disciplinary sanctions cover everything from fighting to farting. |
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Anyhow, this post is all about farting, so if you have problems with that and are a bit prudish, then probably you might not want to read any further. |
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I'm sure a real DJ could whip up a better version of this abomination fairly easily, but I was just farting around in audio software and figured I might as well upload it. |
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Asif was farting around like he'd never been in a storm before. |
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I'd much rather make a film where women are doing something interesting rather than sitting around, looking pretty and farting around in tight skirts. |
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I've been farting around with firewalls, spyware and updating my anti-virus software this week, which in addition to some ISP hassles has kept me away from blogging. |
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And you guys better be glad it wasn't a farting contest, 'cause I would have won that, too. |
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They have evolved over thousands of years burping and farting, and to think that we can change that in a short time is stupid. |
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Question: Perhaps this is a strange question, but every time I go on the town and drink a few beers I have problems with farting, and some beers even give me diarrhoea. |
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Boys are more excited about burgers, space, cars and farting. |
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And that the general brainless arsing and farting around they had enjoyed in training and on the boat was now coming to an end. |
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As Vonnegut might well have observed, this was farting around on an absurdly grand scale. |
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Still extremely wired and on no sleep at all, we went back into the house where my parents were farting around drinking coffee and gardening, what with it being a sunny Sunday morning. |
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Our first camp was disappointing because we could hear Boy Scouts hooting and farting around, a troop of about sixty in green uniforms with red or yellow hankies around their necks. |
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This is an app that acts like a Whoopee Cushion, also known as farting bag. |
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Yet, in 2013, I feel that Channel Five has found its feet, removing much of the fluff, farting about, bells and whistles, and returning to that old-school, gently creeping format. |
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You brought me into this book and now you're farting around? |
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We should talk about farting in the context of how we use certain words and why some blue haired old lady will look at you when you say it on the street. |
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Yes, it may be a bunch of OAPs farting around and being childish. |
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All this farting around is just making kick-offs later and later. |
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The loneliness of this new life, he said, is mitigated by Jacques, who spent most of the interview beached in a narcoleptic reverie at my feet, snoring and farting. |
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