| I knew I looked like a complete dork, but no one was there, so I didn't care. |
| I'm the dork that writes with capitalizations and punctuation even when writing instant messages. |
| And because I was a dork and didn't do it right away when I took the clean sheets out of the dryer, my bed is unmade. |
| I don't think you come across as a dork in e-mail at all, although you sure do send a lot of it! |
| And for another, hanging them on your lapel makes you look like a dork, or worse yet a loon. |
| I also get to wear little lifts in my shoes, which makes me feel like a total dork. |
