| Poontang Casuals won well at the other end of the table, beating Buxton Army 2-0 with Lewis Johns finding his best form. |
| The headline makers in Division One were Poontang Casuals, who dismissed AVM 9-1 as Jake Howard got himself amongst the goals. |
| If you don't get no poontang then you can't appreciate a man like me. |
| Mr S was the Pope of Poontang and JFK was honoured to kiss his ring. |
