The British were voted the world's worst kissers, the least romantic, the worst flirts and the worst life partners. |
Lest anyone think his is a luvvie's philosophy, a charter for air kissers, then think again. |
So, I'll leave the two kissers there, sipping Coke, since you can surely imagine the rest. |
For the record, the Australians were voted the best kissers, best lovers and best flirts. |
The two Johns lock eyes frequently in deep contact and stop barely short of demonstrating what great kissers they may be. |
The ratio of right-turning kissers to left-turners is about the same as that between right-handedness and left-handedness. |