The worst part is, I noticed it while I was on the loo, having pooed. |
Just thinking of all the tiny kids who'll grow up not knowing how their face looked when they pooed makes me feel a bit emotional, sorry. |
He is looking for me and when he finds me he is going to feed me rice and gone off fish till I die as he knows I have not pooed in a week because he read my dead end blog. |
I've been pooed on a few times, and it's not very pleasant I can tell you. |
Well, do you think they pooed in front of each other before they ate the apple? |
Pippin pooed in the sand which meant one less poo on my bedroom floor. |