| A woman hirpled along the corridor towards them with the aid of a walking frame. |
| Ayr were forced into a switch in 29 minutes when Conway hirpled off, replaced by fellow teenager Robert Burgess. |
| Up-for-sale Ayr, who have lost four in a row, suffered after only 10 minutes when Martyn Campbell hirpled off with a hamstring injury. |
| Edinburgh suffered a blow when Scotland captain Chris Paterson hirpled off with a groin problem. |
| After returning to the UK he more or less hopped and hirpled his way home from the south of England to Lewis. |
| But only six minutes in, Hogg hirpled off in pain after suffering a fresh knee problem. |
