“A three-year-old boy presented with a vesicular rash on the right flank and right buttock.”

“I was able to maneuver such that I merely sat down, hard, on my right buttock and slid along the street.”

“As Joe passed her, he squeezed her left buttock and planted a kiss on her neck.”

“His stomach was more dolly tub than washboard, and his buttocks more pulpy than pert.”

“Perry's workout begins with the straight-leg dead lift, a standing move that fires up both your hamstrings and buttocks.”

“As he proprietorially slaps her buttocks he is saying words she can't make out.”