Well, this year we must celebrate the yuletide in the good old fashioned way. |
I was an adolescent numb to yuletide cheer, a glutton for material sustenance, mainly of the toy variety. |
He hates the decorations, the trees, the gifts and especially the nauseating yuletide happiness. |
His servants, repairing unto him, asked where he would have provision made for yuletide, which then approached. |
Meanwhile, about 100 people defied safety warnings to take part in a yuletide tradition by plunging into the sea. |
They spent most of the 30 seconds justifying their decision to unleash the yuletide juggernaught in October. |