It's great that women feel comfortable in their skins and are proud of their midriffs. |
There was no heaving cleavage, no dangerously high slits, no bared midriffs. |
Young medical staff who bare their midriffs got a dressing-down yesterday. |
I'd love, for example, to find out if those women with bulging midriffs, who wear cropped tops and low-slung jeans, really are convinced that they look good. |
They look vaguely similar to the sharks of Jaws infamy, huge midriffs tapering to a point at snout and tail. |
I only hope we'll be lucky, and the marketing mooks and midriffs will learn this before it comes crashing down on all of our heads. |