I hop out of the Humvee with a bowlegged cowboy swagger and a Ronald Reagan aw-shucks grin. |
With a roar the camo Humvee pulled out of the parking lot, leaving only dust behind. |
Yes, I realize the humvee isn't supposed to be parked in the heirloom flowerbed. My bad. |
The five events of the contest were the iron cross, the dumbbell carry, the Humvee pull, the tire-flip and the joust. |
The racing stable consists of Jeep, Ford, Chevy, Dodge, and the ultimate off-road brute, Humvee. |
The Humvee had dents on the front and back from high-speed ramming, and the back windshield was damaged. |