| We got our hands on the rider for The Black Eyed Peas to find that, erm, black-eyed peas were top of their list. |
| To the agnostic mind, it all seems, erm, damnably unfair, especially as Enrico is equipped with a redemptive soft spot for his crippled dad. |
| Wikileaks entered the fray to accuse Hillary of plagiarising their own logo, which also, erm, features a red arrow. |
| If Richard Mourdock is your man, just add a red tie with, erm, the confederate stars on – if anyone takes offence and starts an argument, just remind yourself it's God's will. |
| Yes, step forward Lord Nash, who manages somehow to combine his governorship roles with running the Future academies chain and being, erm, the minister responsible for academies across England. |
| Well, I know she's a size twelve but, you know, erm, how exactly does that relate to, well, bikini tops? |
