| Bob was a Scouser, he had a Scouse sense of humour and people thought he was terrific, the kids thought he was great as well. |
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| The Scouser is ignorant, stupid and fat, the gay dad is queeny, stupid and over-dressed and the Asian is stingy, stupid and scared of his mum. |
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| I was adopted as a young barrister by a couple of senior colleagues who saw something in the bolshie young Scouser in front of them. |
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| As a Scouser in exile, I cannot picture a world where Liverpool would tolerate being ordered around by Manchester or vice versa. |
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| Somehow the Scouser hears about this and marches back up the gang plank to confront the captain. |
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| The other Scouser abroad that I must tell you about went to America in 1997 with PS2,000 and a suitcase he bought at a car boot sale. |
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| The audition audience erupted into laughter when the new judge thought a hopeful from Scotland was a Scouser. |
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| Actress Sue Johnson, herself a Scouser, says that what the Globe has done for London it can do for Liverpool. |
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| Scouser Jen will be glued to the telly with boyfriend Tony Richardson to keep abreast of the match. |
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| I may just describe myself on the census as English Scouser, but never Plastic Paddy. |
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| I imagine walking along that 18th with all those Liverpudlians in the grandstands cheering a fellow Scouser beating Tiger' Woods down the stretch. |
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| Humour, of course, changes over the years and today''s stand-ups have their individual styles and are producing their own stars, like yet another Scouser, John Bishop. |
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| The Scouser reckons the firebrand 47-year-old has turned water into wine with Well this season, taking them to the previously unscaled heights of the Champions League. |
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| Yorkshire-based Scouser Joe Sime did so with feats that included four Ebor Handicap victories between 1947 and 1963 on Procne, Donino, Morecambe and Partholon. |
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| Murphy, an ebullient, fast-talking scouser, has studied the hen harrier's habits. |
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