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Contexts Stupid, lacking in intelligence Lacking in knowledge or education Adjective ▲ Stupid, lacking in intelligence stupid dumb thick thick as a plank dim dopey dozy birdbrained lamebrained boneheaded chuckleheaded dunderheaded daft wooden-headed cretinous pea-brained thickheaded pig-ignorant bovine slow on the uptake brain-dead slow muttonheaded fat-headed witless not the full shilling vacuous dull dull-witted dim-witted soft in the head unintelligent obtuse dense pinheaded lunkheaded dopy knuckleheaded dorky airheaded thick-witted softheaded bubbleheaded mindless idiotic doltish imbecilic moronic ignorant simple vapid half-witted dunce-like empty-headed simple-minded slow-witted foolish brainless fatuous senseless oafish unsmart crazy gormless barmy lamebrain bonehead weak-minded wooden naive opaque gullible imbecile soft blockheaded dotish simpleminded dippy thick-headed unthinking stolid blockish mentally deficient as thick as two short planks thick-skulled not intelligent feebleminded dof deficient silly inane unreasoning mentally handicapped asinine feeble-minded insensitive numbskulled slow on uptake boorish goofy dimwitted halfwitted clottish loggerheaded cloddish very stupid thick as a brick not quite right cuckoo dotty touched not all there bonkers nutty crackers nuts potty batty mental cracked lumpish glaikit listless inactive sluggish heavy hebete half-baked slothful lethargic somnolent torpid phlegmatic chowderhead divvy lifeless unresponsive inert dead from the neck up imperceptive insensate numskulled not bright scatterbrained shallow backward daffy unintellectual Boeotian thick as mince woodenheaded nitwitted “His decision to swim in the frozen lake in the middle of winter proved that he was as thick as two short planks.” Adjective ▲ Lacking in knowledge or education ignorant uneducated illiterate unlearned unread untaught unlettered untutored benighted unknowledgeable unschooled untrained naive simple unenlightened uninformed unscholarly unsophisticated inexperienced mindless nonliterate backward dense stupid superficial thick unaware unintelligent unworldly airheaded dim dopey dumb green innocent obtuse unintellectual unqualified witless daft shallow uncomprehending unconversant analphabetic cretinous dozy imbecilic moronic birdbrained chowderheaded divvy dof dotish glaikit hebete uninitiated uninstructed empty-headed pig-ignorant slow on the uptake as thick as two short planks not the full shilling as green as grass wet behind the ears dead from the neck up in the dark a brick short of a load two sandwiches short of a picnic unaccomplished inerudite ill-educated uncivilisedUK dark uncivilizedUS ill-informed unadvanced elementary uncomplicated Find more words! 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